Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think) (via aprettypastiche)
This is so true
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science
I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk